My roommate’s not suicidal But it sounds sexier than saying that she closes...– Chad Anderson (via inchings)
rodarte: Girls just wanna have funds
Anonymous asked: I'll only fall so far.
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foxnewsofficial: i hope they use comic sans on your gravestone
Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.– Mark Twain
The idea of falling in love with someone else feels like a religion I just can’t make myself believe in.
Anonymous asked: Making a boring world interesting.
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And it’s not that I’m so unhappy I don’t want to live any more. That’s not what...– Nick Hornby
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.– George Carlin